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jmunky [2025]
Austin Powers in Goldmember [2002]
1 / 5
| This is a great film. I highly recommend it. I particularly liked some of it. It was good. But I was surprised to find out later on that it was a comedy I'd watched. I'm not so sure about that. I don't think I laughed once, but saying that I was watching it on my phone at a funeral and I didn't want to draw attention to myself. It was so boring, the funeral I mean. The priest was a doddery old thing; you'd think they'd all do us a favor and get themselves closer to God a bit quicker. I was only there because there's a chance I'm in the will (I don't know how, but someone put it into his head I might be his long lost son). Whatshisname was a good man, it's so sad how he mistook crystal meth for his heart pills while driving off that cliff, eventually drowning in a river. And I know his wife too, who, due to recent events, is now a bit more available. She's a lovely woman, very friendly. She went out of her way for me, kindly explaining that in her culture (I think she might be Australian) it's perfectly acceptable for a widow to hook up with someone at the wake afterwards. |