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Bucket List [2007]
3 / 5
| If I had 6 months to live, the first item on my bucket list would be to shoot the piano player determined to play sappy elevator music in the background. Second after that would be - presuming I have full function of my man instrument - a Caligula-inspired orgy, replete with hungry supermodels and athletic sailors just back to port after three months at sea. Third, seeing as this movie has given me a new best friend who just happens to be a billionaire, I'd try out some of that space tourism still in its infancy but certainly viable, also including the supermodels and sailors for this item too. My fourth item I will only mention in passing because commandeering a ragtag amphibious force and invading a small island nation and installing myself as Ruling Overlord needs an element of surprise to be successful. Further items are pending approvals from Legal. This movie is inadequate in many areas, the most glaring of which is its totally shit bucket list, quite a flaw when the movie is about two guys near death writing up a bucket list and backed with a billion dollars of funding. Gets an extra star for the "never trust a hard-on, never waste a fart" advice from Jack Nicholson. |