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jmunky [2017]
Prometheus [2012]
3 / 5
| I'd have done this one differently. I'd have gotten rid of everyone on the ship except for Theron and Fassbender, and had those two go at it for an hour or so, full nudity, all sorts of positions, then done some of that creator shit, then finished it off with a kung fu brawl. Wulda 1) been a hell of a lot better, and 2) made more sense as to the actions and motivations of the parties involved. Still an ok film to watch even without my tweaks; biggest issue that stops it from being a great film is that the ship employees are basically a bunch of fucking morons - an oversight on the part of HR, a department that maybe lacked motivation because it'd had its budget cut to help get the hardware and software systems of the cutting-edge spaceship up and running. Never underestimate the value of high-quality staff when traveling across huge swathes of space to investigate the beginning of life on Earth and negotiate with life forms either more advanced or just plain mean. |