|Oh, hello there. I didn't see you come in. I'm Chad S. Walsky and I love movies! Let me throw some pants on quick.
That's better. Let me tell you a bit about myself: I'm old, I love movies, I never shut up, and I drink too much. Occasionally I'll combine all these wonderful attributes into excessively long movie reviews for my adoring fans (mainly my mom). I should also add that my tastes are pretty basic. If a jacked up moron karate-kicks bad guys in the nuts while random shit explodes in the background there is a 94.6% chance I'll love it. I'm a simple man.
* * * * * Nude Jell-O wrestling with Charlize Theron
Born in the '70s. Raised on the movies of '80s. Became obsessed in the '90s.
I'm Chad S. Walsky.